I AM THE SAVIOUR OF OUR AGE

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:53:55 -0500

acoolguy: moonlandingwasfaked: for those who don’t know he’s...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:52:03 -0500

moonlandingwasfaked:

for those who don’t know he’s not talking about watching gay porn

he was in the gay porn

yea but his eyes were closed

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:03:55 -0500

etude-bolide: Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:45:06 -0500

etude-bolide:

Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t allowed in my treehouse” and honestly same

wonderytho:meirl

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:43:13 -0500

wonderytho:

meirl

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:22:29 -0500

c-bassmeow:,jkhvslibhv kviblsh kvuilgdbk

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:28:36 -0500

c-bassmeow:

,jkhvslibhv kviblsh kvuilgdbk

mishpacha: bakrua: captainsnoop: so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:21:24 -0500

mishpacha:

bakrua:

captainsnoop:

so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?

okay so

i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can

chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well

so, here’s what i’m thinking:

zombie apocalypse?

all-denim outfit.

the anti-zombie juniform

even in a zombie apocalypse you’re not catching me wearing a double denim

The true apocalypse would be those fashion choices.

airyairyquitecontrary: robinsherman: spoopy-kanaya: bundyspooks...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:15:13 -0500

airyairyquitecontrary:

robinsherman:

spoopy-kanaya:

bundyspooks:

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles

Travelling to find the “center of the universe”

Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

“Wizard, The”

This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way. He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:38:20 -0500

primordialsandstonedevice: movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:09:26 -0500

primordialsandstonedevice:

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:31:42 -0500

royale-with-daiya: youdonthavetogotocollege: I just got...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:29:49 -0500

royale-with-daiya:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

I just got whiplash nothing could have prepared me for this

dretanya: aphrodaisyacs: vivalski: Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:03:09 -0500

dretanya:

aphrodaisyacs:

vivalski:

Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:

Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :)

Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:

diocletianscabbagefarm: The Onion’s on fire

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:01:39 -0500

diocletianscabbagefarm:

The Onion’s on fire

the-finalpam: hydrophinae: the-finalpam: Night in the Museum: here’s a spooky mummy!! oooh! 10...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:00:57 -0500

the-finalpam:

hydrophinae:

the-finalpam:

Night in the Museum: here’s a spooky mummy!! oooh!

10 y/o me: haha he’s ugly watch

Night in the Museum: [ mummy unmasks himself to reveal a twenty-something year old Rami Malek ]

10 y/o me:

great post but this reads exactly like the cereal guy meme

you broke me

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:56:18 -0500

chekhov: Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:53:26 -0500

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

swarnpert: british ppl be like……today is chewsday

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:51:15 -0500

swarnpert:

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:42:57 -0500